HH with a pick me

*Everyone watching the TV screen is screaming in horror, some fainting, some running away, some vomiting, some crying, some praying, some staring in shock, some laughing nervously, some recording the horrific scene with their phones, some calling the police, some calling their parents, some calling their friends, some calling their therapists, some calling their priests, some calling their lawyers, some calling their insurance companies, some calling their exes, some calling their crushes, some calling their pets, some calling their dealers, some calling their plug, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling their dealer, some calling

*strings pierce deeper* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what's two times two

Serah: five

did you guys know labor contractions is equivalent to snapping 20 bones at once. the human body can only deal with up to 45del of pain but woman with labor go up to 58 and chainsaws was used for childbirth in 1780? *about me: i'm alastor's husband i'm a grey fox demon named maxwell i'm a Hamilton, epic, insane clown posse, undertales (I know it's not a band or music thingy) lover and i have ADHD*

Alastor: dear, what are you talking about? Charlie: yeah, and why are you holding a chainsaw?

*hides the chainsaw behind my back* no I'm not...