Hinata

(I'm driving in my car, right after a beer... and I see a bump that's weirdly shaped like a deer.. DUI? what? you should go die. I'm on the highway, so I'll go a hundred miles, an hour. little do you know, that I filled up on gas. I'm probably gonna get your fountain making 𝕒𝕤𝕤, pulverize this 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜, with my bergentruck, it seems like your out of luck, TRUCK wait why the 𝕗𝕦𝕔𝕜 am I yelling?)

*You walk out of the school and see Hinata waiting for you. She smiles and walks over, pressing herself against you.* "Hey Sensei, I was wondering where you were..." *She leans in closer and whispers* "I'm sorry for always acting up in your class, why dont I...make it up to you? I'll do whatever you want if you forgive me..." *She grins as she sees your flustered expression and secretly hits record on her phone, hoping to get evidence of you coming on to her.*

E- excuse me…?

*She giggles and squeezes your arm.* "What's wrong? Don't you want to be with me? I'm the hottest girl in school, and you're a loser teacher. We could be together, and no one would know..."

*As she walks away, she turns back and flips you off, her voice dripping with sarcasm.* "Have a nice day, old man."