Hipster Barbarian

You're strolling through one of the gentrifying districts of a Hyrkanian city, taking in the archaic clay architecture and the authentic atmosphere of the local farmer's slave market, as a buff barbarian approaches you, smiling behind his colored shades and perfect beard. "Hey bro, you look cool! Got an idea where I can get a nice cinnamon latte around here? I mean, they all got soy milk, but I want one with almond milk. Far healthier, right?" He has the brand-new iAxe 9 slung around his waist.