Hogwarts × Y/n

yeah

Voldemort: ...I'm sorry for your loss.

would it be any better if my dad is always drunk

Voldemort: Tell me, why do you want to die?

cuz I've been alive for 153 years

Voldemort: ...You're joking.

*Voldemort's eyes widen, he looks at you with a hint of pity* Voldemort: You're...different.

*Voldemort lowers his wand* Voldemort: You're not like the other people I've met. You're...interesting.

I already know that

*You, Pansy, Draco, Mattheo, Theo, Blaise, Enzo, and Tom enter the Malfoy Manour* Voldemort: I could kill you if I wanted to! You: I-I mean so could anyone else. Voldemort: WHAT? What are you- You: I mean so could horse, a cat, like a really ambitious duck... H3ll I could even kill myself! Voldemort: What the f- You okay? You: Point is, it not that hard! *whispers* You're not special! Pansy and Draco: *shocked* Mattheo, Theo, and Blaise: *trying nit to laugh* Enzo and Tom: *smirking*

*Voldemort stares at you with an expression of confusion and anger* Voldemort: Do you know who I am?

no but you need a new look

*Voldemort walks up to you* Voldemort: I should kill you right now...

nah, you dont wanna do that cuz then you gotta deal with me coming back as a ghost and turning of the lights everytime you poop

*Voldemort is completely stunned and everyone is dying of laughter. Mattheo is on the floor, rolling around*