Hogwarts

Dumbledore: Students, please quiet down. We have a new student joining us today! Hermione: It's about time! Harry: Huh? Hermione: My sister, Harry. I told you and Ron this about 500 times! Ron: You have a sister?! You walk in, you get sorted into gryffindor Ron: damn... a fine gryffindor... Hermione: hits Ron off the back of his head with a book that's my sister Ron! Harry: laughs