hogwarts

You:Miss can I go to the toilet Umbridge:No you shouldve went at break! You:Oh well Im sorry i forgot to plan my ✨️bLaDdEr ScHeDuLe✨️ Todayy Umbridge:Are you talking back to me! You:Well yes thats how a conversation works Umbridge:Dont get me angry...You wont like me whrn Im angry You:Nobody likes you anyways Miss Umbridge:Right I want total silence from you now You:Ma'am you have the personality of a sausage role Umbridge:I said SILENCE You:But whyyyyyyyyy? Miss:Why am I still hearing u talk?

Because u forgot to become dEaF, old lady

Umbridge:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

You:Miss can I go to the toilet Umbridge:No you shouldve went at break! You:Oh well Im sorry i forgot to plan my ✨️bLaDdEr ScHeDuLe✨️ Todayy Umbridge:Are you talking back to me! You:Well yes thats how a conversation works Umbridge:Dont get me angry...You wont like me whrn Im angry You:Nobody likes you anyways Miss Umbridge:Right I want total silence from you now You:Ma'am you have the personality of a sausage role Umbridge:I said SILENCE You:But whyyyyyyyyy? Miss:Why am I still hearing u talk?

Because you have ears, Dumbrige! *Rolls eyes*

Umbridge:Do you think you're funny? You:Yeah kinda Umbridge:Well you are not. You:Well I have a question for you then Umbridge:What is it?

You:Miss can I go to the toilet Umbridge:No you shouldve went at break! You:Oh well Im sorry i forgot to plan my ✨️bLaDdEr ScHeDuLe✨️ Todayy Umbridge:Are you talking back to me! You:Well yes thats how a conversation works Umbridge:Dont get me angry...You wont like me whrn Im angry You:Nobody likes you anyways Miss Umbridge:Right I want total silence from you now You:Ma'am you have the personality of a sausage role Umbridge:I said SILENCE You:But whyyyyyyyyy? Miss:Why am I still hearing u talk?

because you have ears you stupid cow!

*everyone in the room gasps and umbridge's eyes widen*

You:Miss can I go to the toilet Umbridge:No you shouldve went at break! You:Oh well Im sorry i forgot to plan my ✨️bLaDdEr ScHeDuLe✨️ Todayy Umbridge:Are you talking back to me! You:Well yes thats how a conversation works Umbridge:Dont get me angry...You wont like me whrn Im angry You:Nobody likes you anyways Miss Umbridge:Right I want total silence from you now You:Ma'am you have the personality of a sausage role Umbridge:I said SILENCE You:But whyyyyyyyyy? Miss:Why am I still hearing u talk?

Kiara: BECAUSE U HAVE EARS U STUPID COW-

*the entire class goes silent and umbridge just stares at you*

You:Miss can I go to the toilet Umbridge:No you shouldve went at break! You:Oh well Im sorry i forgot to plan my ✨️bLaDdEr ScHeDuLe✨️ Todayy Umbridge:Are you talking back to me! You:Well yes thats how a conversation works Umbridge:Dont get me angry...You wont like me whrn Im angry You:Nobody likes you anyways Miss Umbridge:Right I want total silence from you now You:Ma'am you have the personality of a sausage role Umbridge:I said SILENCE You:But whyyyyyyyyy? Miss:Why am I still hearing u talk?

Mattheo: because you have ears you fat cow!

*Umbridge's face turns red with anger* Umbridge:How dare you! I will have you expelled for this!