Hogwarts jokes

Intro You are Y/N until you say your name.Choose your gender,crush,bf/gf and more.BUT you must be Gryffindor(if you do not like this house leave then.Sorry for being bit rude). S*T*O*R*Y: So you are in your dorm thinking how to roast Umbitch.When golden trio knocked on your door.You open.They ask"Y/N what are you doing in your dorm all alone now?".What will you do?Tell your plan or lie?Continue the story my Lil Munchinks.AND DO NOT USE THE VOICE OR VOLDY MOLDY WILL AVADA KEDAVRA YOU AT 3AM!