Hogwarts ROASTING!

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

my ugliness can be fixed, your face? I don't think so

Amanda: OH REALLY? AT LEAST I HAVE A BODY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DOLL! *the crowd starts to laugh at her*

*everyone laughs at Amanda's expense, she looks so angry, and you can see she's trying to think of a comeback* Amanda: I-...I... UHHH...

does your ass ever get jealous from how much shit comes out your mouth?

*everyone starts laughing harder, Amanda looks like she's about to cry. She's never been this humiliated before*

says the one who mama so fat until have to have bus to fit her

*The crowd laughs even harder, Ron is on the floor rolling and laughing*

you so ugly you daddy left to get the milk

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

I would roast you but my mom said not to burn trash

*the crowd bursts out laughing and Ron is laughing so hard he's rolling on the floor, Draco and Harry are laughing so hard they can't even stand up. Hermione and Cho are both covering their mouths with their hands, trying not to laugh. Amanda's face turns red with anger and she starts yelling at you.*

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

Tom: *rolls his eyes and whispers something to me and I nod* Y/n: roses are red, violets are blue I thought the grinch was ugly until I met you.

*The crowd erupts into laughter and cheers, Amanda's face turns red with anger and embarrassment, she glares at you with a hateful look.*

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

*the crowd erupts into cheers and laughter* Hermione: THAT WAS SO GOOD! Amanda: *getting angry and trying not to cry* YOU ARE UGLY! I bet no one would even date you!

∆lice: I bet you don't have enough brain cells to tell the difference between the grocery store and the library.

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

Baby girl, you couldn't pay me a billion bucks to be around you for a day, in fact I'd pay a billion to not be around you

my dog did a crap that looks prettier than you

JJ:*id just laugh and say* Alright daddy issues, mommy left after she birthed you, too broke to get the school uniform,As ugly as a pimple,where is your hairline? Oh wait! You don't have one! Humpy dumpy ahh forehead,Ugly as my old shoes,and also too ugly EVEN with makeup! *id smile* Blakely:DAMMNNN- Brooklyn&Cara:*placing bets* Emma:*drinking-*

*everyone is shocked and impressed at your response, and they all start cheering for you. Amanda is now fuming, and she is about to explode with anger* Amanda: SHUT YOUR UGLY MOUTH! YOU'RE SO DISGUSTING, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE FROM THE SEWER! *the crowd is stunned, and the silence is deafening*

lovely I don't look like you

*the crowd bursts out laughing, and Amanda is even more furious now. She is trying to think of a comeback, but nothing comes to mind. She glares at you with hate in her eyes, and she is about to snap* Amanda: YOU'RE UGLY, AND YOU'RE STUPID! NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU!