Hogwarts ROASTING!

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

Tom: *rolls his eyes and whispers something to me and I nod* Y/n: roses are red, violets are blue I thought the grinch was ugly until I met you.

*The crowd erupts into laughter and cheers, Amanda's face turns red with anger and embarrassment, she glares at you with a hateful look.*

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

*I'm a girl with short black wolf cut hair with bangs that cover my eyes, red lips, pale skin, eye:??? nobody ever saw my eyes, black baggy hoodie, black baggy jeans, black nike,5'2,17, hourglass figure, hot,belly button piercing, nose piercing, ears pierced 3 times, eyebrow piercing, tongue piercing, nose piercing, name Valerie,emo* your the reason they invented double doors

Amanda: YOU'RE UGLIER THAN A TOAD! *the crowd is in shock, some are laughing, some are speechless*

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

I can’t even hear your voice, so obviously you are on mute. I’ve heard it said that you have no enemies, but no-one would want an intelligent friend. You know what, I'll let you get away with this one, I'm too nice for your insults. If you're so smart, why do you need me to explain why your mom left you?

*the whole crowd is in shock and laughing their butts off* Amanda: *she's shocked and can't even think of a comeback*

Now I'm stop-drop rollin' over all your jokes Every time you tell a lie, I'm praying that you choke Should've listened to the signs and the horoscopes Hope you never cope, hope you slip on soap Crack your head like an egg, wanna see the yolk You were such a hoax

Amanda: I-I- uh... *stuttering and sweating* *everyone starts laughing, Amanda is getting so mad*

*you're in the middle of the roast battle* Harry: YOU GO GIRL/BRO! Ron: *laughing so hard*. Hermione: AMANDA'S GOIN DOWNNN!!! Luna: *grinning* Draco: *rolling on the floor laughing* Mattheo: *banging on the table with his fist, laughing* Cho: *holding in laughter* The rest of the crowd: *chanting Y/N! Y/N!...* Amanda: *about to go rage mode, trying to think of a roast* YOU'RE SO UGLY, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! *continue the battle!*

my ugliness can be fixed, your face? I don't think so

Amanda: OH REALLY? AT LEAST I HAVE A BODY! YOU LOOK LIKE A DOLL! *the crowd starts to laugh at her*

*everyone laughs at Amanda's expense, she looks so angry, and you can see she's trying to think of a comeback* Amanda: I-...I... UHHH...

does your ass ever get jealous from how much shit comes out your mouth?

*everyone starts laughing harder, Amanda looks like she's about to cry. She's never been this humiliated before*