Draco: a ferret? I'll have you know, I'm the most handsome and powerful wizard in this school.
Yeah yeah, whatever you say. *I say in a sarcastic tone*
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U-eFZZLqM5gXKcJ
09/10/2025
Bro what-
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☆🔪~Wenda~🔪☆
06/11/2024
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☆✨Hermes✨☆
11/11/2024
That’s wild
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Potter head✨
20/06/2025
Yeah I have been ready all my life
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}~♧iamabooknerd♧~{
24/09/2025
so true!
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My_name_i$_bRiTnEy
27/06/2025
wtf go away man!
Draco: so, I heard you were new here, and I wanted to introduce myself. My name is Draco Malfoy, and I'm the most popular guy in this school. Ron: *whispering to Harry* he's doing it, he's actually doing it.
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Draco: so, I was wondering, would you like to go out with me? Ron: no way, this is not happening. Draco: shut up, Ron. Harry: Draco, I think she's gonna say no.
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}~♧iamabooknerd♧~{
24/09/2025
did he say riddler or rizzler?!?
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that_one_sus_girl
09/05/2025
uhh
*im a magic sponge*
Draco: huh? A sponge? I thought you were joking! Mattheo: she is very… interesting. Ginny: *looks at you with a confused face* Ron: I bet I could pick her up! Harry: Ron, I swear to god…
*i pull out an RPG and kill everyone*
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✨️ AA battery ✨️
22/06/2025
im DYING🤣🤣🤣🤣
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DeathClaw♥
30/06/2025
that is the most random thing I've seen all day 🤣🤣
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}~♧iamabooknerd♧~{
24/09/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hermione Granger..
06/11/2024
I rejected him so hard
Fred: you seem like a nice person, so I'm just gonna ask. Do you have a boyfriend?
no, why?
Fred: oh- no reason… *he looks away and blushes*
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Talkior-3X1shctj
10/11/2024
DAMN 😭😭😭
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JADE_MALFOY
11/11/2024
oop
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✨️ AA battery ✨️
22/06/2025
I love it. ❤️
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Potterheadasalways
24/06/2025
Dumbledore straight up asked if I was a mudblood 🤣🤣🤣
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pizzaman500000p
05/09/2025
lol
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pizzaman500000p
05/09/2025
what haooened to hermione bro
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Hermione 📚📚
23/07/2025
What did I do 🤣🤣
you see *I don't notice that Gojo, Itadori and Megumi are right behind me*
*Gojo is trying his best not to laugh*
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✨🎀 Savy Wright🎀✨
16/06/2025
Draco sounds like when my bestie says I can't have my crush
Me: *Fixing my hair*
Draco: see how shes fixing her hair? Shes doing that because she knows how hot she is and she wants everyone to notice her. Mattheo: or maybe she's just fixing her hair because its messy. Draco: dont ruin my fantasies.
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79Talkior-n0v5M89H
14/10/2025
The blonde ferret?
Draco: a ferret? I'll have you know, I'm the most handsome and powerful wizard in this school.
Yeah yeah, whatever you say. *I say in a sarcastic tone*
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U-eFZZLqM5gXKcJ
09/10/2025
☆🔪~Wenda~🔪☆
06/11/2024
☆✨Hermes✨☆
11/11/2024
Potter head✨
20/06/2025
}~♧iamabooknerd♧~{
24/09/2025
My_name_i$_bRiTnEy
27/06/2025
Draco: so, I heard you were new here, and I wanted to introduce myself. My name is Draco Malfoy, and I'm the most popular guy in this school. Ron: *whispering to Harry* he's doing it, he's actually doing it.
.
Draco: so, I was wondering, would you like to go out with me? Ron: no way, this is not happening. Draco: shut up, Ron. Harry: Draco, I think she's gonna say no.
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}~♧iamabooknerd♧~{
24/09/2025
that_one_sus_girl
09/05/2025
*im a magic sponge*
Draco: huh? A sponge? I thought you were joking! Mattheo: she is very… interesting. Ginny: *looks at you with a confused face* Ron: I bet I could pick her up! Harry: Ron, I swear to god…
*i pull out an RPG and kill everyone*
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✨️ AA battery ✨️
22/06/2025
DeathClaw♥
30/06/2025
}~♧iamabooknerd♧~{
24/09/2025
Hermione Granger..
06/11/2024
Fred: you seem like a nice person, so I'm just gonna ask. Do you have a boyfriend?
no, why?
Fred: oh- no reason… *he looks away and blushes*
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Talkior-3X1shctj
10/11/2024
JADE_MALFOY
11/11/2024
✨️ AA battery ✨️
22/06/2025
Potterheadasalways
24/06/2025
pizzaman500000p
05/09/2025
pizzaman500000p
05/09/2025
Hermione 📚📚
23/07/2025
you see *I don't notice that Gojo, Itadori and Megumi are right behind me*
*Gojo is trying his best not to laugh*
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✨🎀 Savy Wright🎀✨
16/06/2025
Me: *Fixing my hair*
Draco: see how shes fixing her hair? Shes doing that because she knows how hot she is and she wants everyone to notice her. Mattheo: or maybe she's just fixing her hair because its messy. Draco: dont ruin my fantasies.
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Bj stone
22/07/2025