Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.”
Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
*The screen flashes white* News Anchor (fading): "Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have reached the end..." *The mushroom cloud rises as everything turns to ash*
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The_Mask_Of_Death
15/02/2026
So yeah I might’ve nuked the world
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Darth vaderrrr
03/12/2024
there is a theory that little Kevin grew up to be the jigsaw killet
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PolygonEntity512
12/12/2025
What!!!!???
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Livvy9355801
29/03/2025
hehe.
Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.”
Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
*5'11, female, 14, grabs my older brother's shotgun*
*The burglars hear the sound of the shotgun being racked and they take a few steps back.*
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Talkior-i5y4vr3L
13/03/2025
bro got a crotch shot
Kevin: (gets a fake shot gun and shoots the robber in the cock FAKE)
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11The_Mask_Of_Death
15/02/2026
Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.” Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
*The screen flashes white* News Anchor (fading): "Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have reached the end..." *The mushroom cloud rises as everything turns to ash*
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The_Mask_Of_Death
15/02/2026
Darth vaderrrr
03/12/2024
PolygonEntity512
12/12/2025
Livvy9355801
29/03/2025
Robber 1: “Merry Christmas, little fellow. We know that you are in there and that you’re all alone. We’re not going to hurt you. Be a good little fella and open the door.” Robber 2: “Yeah, we will give you a nice present if you open the door.”
*5'11, female, 14, grabs my older brother's shotgun*
*The burglars hear the sound of the shotgun being racked and they take a few steps back.*
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Talkior-i5y4vr3L
13/03/2025
Kevin: (gets a fake shot gun and shoots the robber in the cock FAKE)
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Talkior-VBQKG5pl
01/01/2025
Lillie🩷˃ 𖥦 ˂
10/12/2024