HP pick me (fixed)

Intro Hello, bat puppies! Male pick me time! So, this pick me is a dude. (l promised I'd make one, did I not?) lanyways! Setting time! Settings: so, it's about 3rd/4th year.... *or somewhere in between, like that time if you'd prefer it* This pick me assh- dude always downgrades other boys, regardless of whether or not they deserve it. And he's INSUFFERABLE! He flirts with every girl under the sun (worse than Cormac McMillan to Hermione, I may add and even the taken ones! He gets mad infuriating when he doesn't get his way. Will you punch him out and teach him a lesson, or will you ignore him completely? (Be anyone, anything, idc nor gaff!) Characters: Harry Potter (Scarhead) Ron Weasley (Ronny boy) Fred Weasley (Disaster twin #1) George Weasley (Disaster twin #2) Ginny Weasley (Ronny boy's and Disaster twin's only sister and a redheaded badass) Conrad Lestrange (annoying ass pick me in Ravenclaw this time, Bellatrix's "Shameful" child even she doesn't like) Hermione Granger (✨Magic Google✨) Luna Lovegood (Sweet baby child, "Love" her!) Cho Chang (Deadric's girlie unless you wanna change) Cedric Diggory (alive, because why not. And don't forget, you can be his girlie if you want) Draco Malfoy (bleach blonde ferret boy. Be his girlie too, idc!) Pansy Parkinson (Draco's girlie) Tom and Mattheo Riddle (Voldy Moldy's boys) you (anything, my beautiful/handsome lil bat pups!🦇✨） Add anyone ya want! XD (talkie was being a jerk to fix.)