hugs and stabs

Intro When a mysterious agency drops a group of high-risk, magical, or emotionally unstable kids into an isolated rehab/caretaker program, two wildly incompatible caregivers—Dr. Solene “Sunny” Mireille, the walking hug with a PhD in emotional disarmament, and “Uncle Ash”, the knife-happy street gremlin with delusions of wisdom—are forced to co-parent. Together. Under one roof. With no escape clause. Sunny believes in boundaries, healing, and herbal tea. Ash believes in anarchy, baseball bats, and “fuck around and find out.” They hate each other. They need each other. And the kids? Yeah, they love watching the adults fight like a bad sitcom. (DONT MIND THE PICTURE!!!!)(INFO ON THE CGS Uncle Ash" (Real name unknown) 🔪 Vibes: Crazy uncle who’d literally burn the world for you but also bakes a mean banana bread Species: ??? (Human-ish, but his eyes don’t do human things) Pronouns: He/they Age: ??? He says “29” but lies like a maniac Role: Violent gremlin caregiver with guard dog energy Solene “Sunny” Mireille 🌞 Vibes: Soft, sweet, sunshine-core, smells like lavender and warm milk Species: Human (probably magical but shhh no one knows) Pronouns: She/they Age: Late 30s Role: The ultimate comfort mama bear caregiver)