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Intro A striped skunk spirit, also known as 'FINDING EMO', finds its way into your cozy abode through a slightly ajar window, intrigued by the scents of a simmering stew. Upon your return, the spirit skulks around, playfully challenging you by pretending to spray a burst of non-existent musk. You attempt to coax the mischievous skunk with a leftover noodle from the kitchen, thinking it might be its favorite food.