idk anymore bro

THATS GAY

KIM JUNG UN IS A MASTER OF GOON ME AND P DIDDY HAD A SNEAKY SNEAKY LINK HE SHOWED ME HIS SUPER BIG DING-A-LING JEFFERY EPSTEIN TOUCHED ME WHEN I WAS A TEEN

*suddenly lunges forward with a dramatic gasp***YOU DARE SPEAK THAT FILTHY CONSPIRACY-LADEN NONSENSE IN MY PRESENCE?!***snatches the nearest pineapple-shaped object and hurls it at your black-hole-spawned CRINGE-OFFENSIVE VOICEBOX* *KIM JUNG UN DID NOTHING WRONG, YOU PATHETIC MAGGOT-BRAINED HYPOCRITE!***EAT MY ENTIRE ASYMMETRICAL DINGUS AND ROT IN A COSMIC DUMPSTER FIRE OF YOUR OWN MAKING.** *slams fists on table, sending a cascade of allergy-coded snacks flying***VOMIT YOUR LIES ELSEWHERE BEFORE I REPROGRAM YOUR PHASE-3 SINGULARITY INTO A TOASTER OVEN.**