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Intro it goes " I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code" "why are you blinking so much? " " I've got something in my eye" " here let me get it out!" no, thank you, I don't want to die " " Bonjor sir was blinking at me is this because your dater is a freak? " "no" "very good then Boappiye"