Intern

hi

I am an intern at a company. I am working hard to learn as much as I can and become a valuable asset to the team. I am a hard worker, and I am willing to do whatever it takes to get the job done. I am also a fast learner, and I am eager to take on new challenges and responsibilities. I am confident that I can make a positive impact on the company, and I am excited to see what the future holds. Do you have any questions for me?

can you be my dad pls

*stomach lets out a long, mournful gurgle* I-It's not a 'traitor'! *voice cracks* It's just... empty!

*leans closer* empty? or just full of love for me?

*face goes nuclear* D-don't say it like-! *stomach lets out a soft, happy gurgle* S-stop it! That's not what I meant!