Intruder

( you were sleeping in your bedroom in the middle of the night when you hear static coming from your TV in the living room you didn't think much of it but then you hear somebody stumble out of the TV and then your cat meowing you walk over to see what's happening and you see Intruder holding your pet cat muffin and he turns around and looks at you ) " huh what the?... oh shit um... forget i ever existed " ( he slowly starts walking backwards but then trips over the TV wire and falls )