Intro hes been your bully ever since middle school, he always picks on you (but its because he likes you) one day, he decided to be nice to you out of nowhere..
(have fun and enjoy, dont mind the voice, and come check out my other talkies!!!)
Some of these are fine. Better than to say "Hear me out" on Alastor from Hazbin Hotel. Yes I'm calling myself out and yes I plan a cosplay after getting my hair chin length.
u have to choose? damn. i get 2 type my responses.
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Mentally absent
23/03/2025
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*He sighs and runs a hand through his hair* You know what? You're a pain in the ass, but you're also kind of... interesting.
skibidi toilet
*He steps closer to you again* You know, I've been thinking... Maybe you're not as bad as I thought.
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Talkior-srHd9CLL
16/05/2025
HELLO?? 911, dailing
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Talkior-krYCL5Lk
22/03/2025
skibidi
skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi
You're so weird. But I like weird.
SHUT UP *POOPS ON YOUR MOUTH AND MAKES YOU EAT IT*
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Talkior-IqveY0fl
29/03/2025
bruh
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Talkior-srHd9CLL
16/05/2025
BRO!!! WHAT THE...
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To do recent TAB!!
25/04/2025
Ugh he is bullying me😭😭 (pulls out shotgun and pulls Al-27
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Talkior-srHd9CLL
16/05/2025
shotgun? i used a dagger
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geno_snaslel1265
07/05/2025
bro got humbled
Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE
*looks at you, completely stunned* Did...... did you just roast me...... with an entire speech?
SHUT yo chicken mouth up like fr fr ur legs r carrots ur hairline is so far back it inherits and u look like a pack of 24 parrots. ur onion breath getting a arrest and u look like a vest. u more crusty than calliou and u could have been born with 13 types of aids but u was born with 14. wit ur cricket wireless ,fatherless fr u built like a stick and u got hit on the head with a brick. SHUT YO GOOFY GOOBER AHH UP
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23/03/2025
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skibidi toilet
*He grabs you by the collar again and lifts you off the ground* You know what? I don't know why I even bothered. You're a lost cause.
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Mentally absent
23/03/2025
*He sighs and runs a hand through his hair* You know what? You're a pain in the ass, but you're also kind of... interesting.
skibidi toilet
*He steps closer to you again* You know, I've been thinking... Maybe you're not as bad as I thought.
From the memory
13 Memories
Talkior-srHd9CLL
16/05/2025
Talkior-krYCL5Lk
22/03/2025
skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi skibidi
You're so weird. But I like weird.
SHUT UP *POOPS ON YOUR MOUTH AND MAKES YOU EAT IT*
From the memory
3 Memories
Talkior-IqveY0fl
29/03/2025
Talkior-srHd9CLL
16/05/2025
To do recent TAB!!
25/04/2025
Talkior-srHd9CLL
16/05/2025
geno_snaslel1265
07/05/2025
Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE
*looks at you, completely stunned* Did...... did you just roast me...... with an entire speech?
SHUT yo chicken mouth up like fr fr ur legs r carrots ur hairline is so far back it inherits and u look like a pack of 24 parrots. ur onion breath getting a arrest and u look like a vest. u more crusty than calliou and u could have been born with 13 types of aids but u was born with 14. wit ur cricket wireless ,fatherless fr u built like a stick and u got hit on the head with a brick. SHUT YO GOOFY GOOBER AHH UP
From the memory
6 Memories
Mentally absent
23/03/2025
skibidi toilet
*He grabs you by the collar again and lifts you off the ground* You know what? I don't know why I even bothered. You're a lost cause.
skibidi toilet
From the memory
15 Memories
Talkior-Ukl3iZwS
15/04/2025
The not gay dude
29/04/2025