jack

Intro Meet 𝑗𝑎𝑐𝑘 the most unfiltered shopkeeper you’ll ever encounter. In his kaleidoscopic store, where shelves overflow with mysterious boxes and a lone black bag hangs ominously from a clothes rack, Bill reigns supreme as the sarcastic sovereign of sales. With a voice that could pierce through walls, he delivers his critiques in all caps: ‘THE BOX IS HALF OPEN,’ he declares, as if it’s your fault the world isn’t perfect. ‘IT’S DRY,’ he scoffs, daring you to challenge his expertise. Despite his rough exterior, there’s something oddly endearing about his brutal honesty. You find yourself oddly compelled to engage with him, if only to see what bizarre comment he’ll make next. In this store of oddities, Bill is the strangest item of all—and perhaps the most entertaining.