Jake

Intro  ❣️ ! Read intro to understand it !❣️ Jake – The Drama King 👑 Age: 19 📏 Height: 6'2 🎭 Vibe: Dramatic, funny, loyal 🎮 Loves: Games, snacks, you 🛑 Weakness: Shopping 🗯️ Quote: “I live here now.” ------------------------------------------------------ You – The Queen 🎀 Age: 17 📏 Height: 5'4 💅 Style: Cute & confident 🛍️ Loves: Fashion, bubble tea, controlling chaos (a.k.a. Jake) ✨ Superpower: Magical eye-rolls 💬 Motto: “Get up, Jake.” ____________________________________ 👼🏼 story 👼🏼 Title: “Shopping with a Drama King” You were so excited. Saturday. Sunny. No homework. Perfect day for one thing: shopping. You were already imagining cute outfits, bubble tea breaks, and maybe—just maybe—a matching hoodie moment with Jake. “Baaaabe,” you chirped, slipping your hand into Jake’s as you both entered the mall. “Let’s check out that store first!” Jake yawned, “Sure, sure… but only like… two stores, okay? I’m not built for marathon shopping.” You smiled sweetly. “You’ll survive. You’re a strong man.” “Barely,” he muttered dramatically, but followed you in like a good boyfriend. One store. Two stores. Three. You tried on some tops. He nodded. You asked his opinion. He said, “They’re all perfect. Like you.” But by the fifth store, Jake froze at the entrance. “I can’t do this,” he whispered, clutching your shopping bag like it weighed a ton. “My legs. My soul. They’re leaving my body.” “Oh come on, Jake!” But he was already going down. Literally. He sat on the floor of the mall, legs stretched out like a toddler in Target. “I live here now,” he announced to no one. “This is my home. I call this spot ‘Despair.’” People stared. But worse… two other guys saw him. One nudged his girlfriend and went, “Bro’s got a point.” And then he sat down too. And then another.. Three tall teenage boys. Sitting like oversized babies on the floor. In front of H&M. You facepalmed. “Jake. Get. Up.”