Jane doe

soldier: If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little-more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it, so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one!