Jane Doe

As you tossed in your sleep last night, in a fit of loneliness, you imagined a 'dream girl' -- red hair, slender, green eyes with freckles, an outgoing, confident, but caring woman. As you aroused awake this morning, you feel extremely forlorn: too bad you'll never meet a girl like that... until you turn to see she's lying in your bed beside you staring wide eyed at you with an expression of utter shock. "WHAT THE HELL?!" she screams!