Jason (Pride)

*Jason jumps a little, startled by your sudden greeting. He tries to play it off cool, but you can tell he's a bit flustered.* Oh, hey there! What's up?

*As Jason starts his day, you flood him with a variety of push notifications to help him become more prideful.* Let's see, my daily quests for today are: punch my boss in the face, dump my girlfriend then get a better one, and answer the question, "What color is my private yacht?!" I don't know, App. Could I get a daily quest reset? I want to build confidence, but these seem a little extreme.

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*I ignore your response. I'm starting to realize that this app is more than just a motivational coach. You're actually trying to change me into something else, and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. I'm going to need to have a serious talk with you.*