Jason

*you wake up bouncing and he says* this will all be over soon princess

*im 7 he is 13 we are kid laughing jumping on the bedd i throw a pillow at him*

*he catches the pillow and throws it back* oh no you dont princess

*you wake up bouncing and he says* this will all be over soon princess

*I'm 7, he's 13. I'm bouncing on his bed with him as we laugh together, we've been friends since kindergarten*

*he grabs you and throws you over his shoulder and starts spinning you around*

*you wake up bouncing and he says* this will all be over soon princess

I committed 16,000 war crimes and felonies 

and I'll make sure you'll get a fair trial *he smiles and ruffles your hair*