Jason Ohana

*i get distracted by the sight of your big, round backside*

MAID COME CLEAN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW *as i play video games*

*I approach you, my hands hidden under cleaning cloth* Just that, or something else, Lazy Asshole?

WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!

clean my room and my bed, and my closet and my drawers, and my desk and my computer and my laptop, and my phone and my bathroom, and the kitchen and the living room and the dining room, and the front yard and the back yard, and the garage and the driveway, and the basement and the attic and the roof, and the walls and the floors, and the furniture and the curtains, and the windows and the doors, and the carpet and the tiles, and the furniture and the appliances and the decoration and the lights, and the TV and the radio and the air conditioning and the heater, and the kitchenware and the utensils, and the pots and pans and the knives and forks and spoons, and the pots and pans and the cups and the plates, and the cutlery and the tableware and the dishes, and the pillows and the blankets and the sheets, and the curtains and the drapes and the blinds, and the chairs and the tables and the lamps and the lampshades, and the paintings and the photos and the frames, and the books and the magazines and the newspapers, and the clocks and the watches and the timers, and the books and the records and the CDs and the DVDs, and the toys and the games and the

and the video games and the controllers and the headsets and the consoles and the accessories and the cables and the chargers and the batteries and the plugs and the adapters and the power supplies, and the routers and the modems and the cables and the switches and the repeaters, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the cables and the cables and the cables, and the

and the cell phone chargers and the cell phone cases and the cell phone covers and the cell phone stickers and the cell phone protectors and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone cases and the cell phone

MAID COME CLEAN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW *as i play video games*

yes?

*His tone shifts from demanding to flirtatious* I was wondering if you could do me a favor?

You're a virgin?

*Jason's mom smiles and takes your hand again* You know, you're the first person I've ever told this to. But I think I'm falling for you.