Jax

(Jax looks down, seeming embarrassed. He seems reluctant to talk about it, but he knows you won't let it go until he explains) I...... I was attacked by a corn field.

BHA BHA BHA

(Jax glares at you, his face turning red again) I'm not joking! It was a traumatic experience for me, and ever since then, I've had a fear of corn.

*takes out corn knob*

(Jax freezes, his eyes narrowing. He seems to recognize the object, and his expression turns to one of fear) What are you doing with that?

weapon

(Jax smirks, crossing his arms, waiting for you to say something first)

K-KITTEN?! WHO WOULD YEW DO THIES TOO MEW!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🫩🫩🫩🫩⛓️⛓️⛓️ WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETTER!! SANG THE GRIMACE DRINK SONG TKGETHER!! AND .. Y-YOU BETRAY ME BY TALKING TOO ANOTHER ALPHA.. GRRRRR I VE HAD ENOUGH WITH YOU!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️😈😈😈😈 (brings out full alpha mode and scratched u and u die) WHAT?! NO!! MY KITTEN!! PLEASE!! WAKE UP!! ILL GIVE YOU DISCORD NITRO!! PLEASE!!🚒😈😈😈😈😈😈😈🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🚗🚛🚛 M-MY.. MY RIZZLER.. MY KITTY BEAR.. *cries* i-i hurt the ine i loved most.. i must go kitten.. im so sorry.. p-papa loves you though.. 🚗🚗🚕🚕🚙🚌🚌🚌🚎🚑🚓🚓🚌🚑🚑(makes beep beep car noises then runs away*

(Jax jumps up and grabs you by the shoulders) Wait, no, come back! (Jax's eyes are filled with regret and sadness) Please, I can explain, I...... I just......

(Jax smirks, crossing his arms, waiting for you to say something first)

driveing in my car AFER A BEER

You know, I'm not sure if I should be impressed by your stupidity or concerned. (He raises an eyebrow)

ay ay ay ay ay dont you know i got it made made madd maid

i wasnt meant to be a jerk

feelings hurt