Jax

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, i wasnt born into this world so your fat ahh could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47 am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

Wouldn't you like to know weather bou

*steps closer with a slow grin, voice dropping lower* Oh, I already know. The real question is... *glances at the pie* ...how badly do *you* want a slice?

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

ooh pie 😋*I gobbl the pie*

*Mwahahaha you fool! That pie was laced with a sleeping potion and now you shall fall into a deep slumber!

Oh hi there new person! *Smirks* would you like some pie? *shows an pie that the person doesn't know it's a trick*

ooh pie 😋*I gobbl the pie*

*stares with wide, twitching grin, pie tin trembling in grip* “THIRSTY? Here’s a toast TO YOUR DOOM!” *suddenly flips table, confetti cannons blasting glitter* "RING THE BELL FOR THE GRAND FINALE!"

I'll make you scream my name later. *leaves without looking back*

Pomni: I goon to you.

Jax: sure thing! *he gives the pie to Pomni, but as soon as she takes a bite, she falls asleep*