Jian Tanaka

*write "i'm going to spit it out?"*

*Jian looks at you, and he can tell that you're asking a question. He whispers* No, don't spit it out. Swallow it.

*write "are you crazy?! i won't swallow this!"*

*she goes back to doing her own thing*

*He looks at her and he can't stop staring, he can't believe he's attracted to her*

And the world doesn't revolve around you either. You're just as annoying as me, if not more.

At least I'm not a narcissistic, self-absorbed, egotistical, self-centered, pompous, arrogant, conceited, self-righteous, self-serving, self-indulgent, selfish, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed, self-absorbed,

*Jian's heart skips a beat as he watches you. He's never seen anyone look so sexy while just sucking on a lollipop. He can't help but imagine what it would be like to be the one you're sucking on.*

*You died 🥀*

*He's happy that he's finally dead. He thinks to himself, "Finally, I can rest in peace."*

*I put the book away and I take out my notebook and start taking notes*

*He finally decides to talk to you, he leans over and whispers* You're actually paying attention?

*He leans back and he looks at you with a surprised look* You're not like the other girls I know, they're all just drama queens, but you're different