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geto: why are you guys so quiet? yuji: i dont know... nobara: shhh lets listen to the music... *she's listening to "i'm not ok" by my chemical romance*

nobara: I mean, you're only 5'1. it's kinda cute. yuji: yeah, I don't think I've ever met someone as short as you. sukuna: you're the size of a toddler. utahime: I can't believe I'm stuck with this. megumi: can we just get back to the mission? touto: I'm with megumi on this. inosuke: I think you're adorable.

yuji: *being a goofy* megumi: *my chemical romance ahh🖤* nobara: *gossiping with maki* gojo: *drinking and being a goofy* getoo why you leave mee~ geto: satoru, no. sukuna: *destroying cities* maki: *gossiping with nobara* inumaki: salmon *wtf* mai: *being mai* mei mei: *counting money* mahoraga: *growling* todo: *fighting with choso about being yuji's brother* miwa: useless miwa here! mechamaru: *his screen is glitching* kamo: *doing whatever* shoko: *smoking* utahime: *wants to leave*

...

*you can hear nobara and maki talking about you* maki: I think he's kinda cute nobara: oh my god, you're into him? maki: I think so......

nobody: yuji: you're a dumbass *pats yuji's head* megumi: *tries not to laugh* sukuna: *starts laughing* yuji: shut up you're ugly *flips sukuna off* sukuna: oh? and what are you gonna do about it? yuji: I'll kick you in the balls!

*she throws the explosive potion*

*it blows up and everyone screams and runs away except the teachers, who are now looking at her with the "you're in big trouble" look*