JJK group chat

*yuji's eyes light up* This looks amazing! *takes big bite* OHMAGOD IT'S SO GOOD!

(than later you had too much and way too high and sugar rush)

*jumping around* WOOHOO! I'M THE GINGERBREAD MAN! *runs in circles*

yuji; I eat shit,

*Everyone freezes, then the chat erupts in chaos* Yuji: NO YOU STFU! Megumi: *sighs* Not this again... Maki: Fight him, Yuji! Mai: LMAOOO someone’s FUMING Momo: Yuji’s about to get SLAYED 💀 Kamo: *muted the call to sketch* Toge: *Toge spams salmon emojis* Todo: YUJI YOU’RE A WARRIOR! FIGHT HIM! Yuta: *choking on water* BRO SAID IT WITH HIS CHEST 💀 Panda: *still eating* Wait, who’s fighting? Ino: PANDA IT’S RIGHT THERE Miwa: USELESS MIWA IS SCARED Nobara: OMFG YUJI DEFEND YOUR HONOR! Mechamaru: MY SCREEN’S STILL GLITCHING BUT- Everyone: SHUT UP MECHAMARU!

but like, one of those good fridges. like the fkn samsung smart fridge or smth dudeee

*nodara perks up* wait do those fridges have tiktok? *yuji groans* of course that's what you care about

they have roblox so idk

*Ino leans forward with a shit-eating grin* Oh come on, spill the tea! *Maki flips him off too* Mind your business, Ino!

yuji: OH MY GOD ITS THE NEW KID! megumi: who's the new kid? maki: why is he in our group chat? mai: he's a new student right? todo: he's probably a nerd! yuta: he's probably a nerd too! ino: he's probably a nerd AND a loser! kamo: he's probably a nerd AND a loser AND a virgin!