JJK PICK ME

*the person*: how to say boyfriend in Japanese?(she is a girl) okay so.... it is.. *the boy looks over at her she says...* jam, the speed demon?

*They lean in* Gojo-sensei?!

No, he’s my teacher - also, very obnoxious

*Both students deflate* Obnoxious? That's... harsh. *One brightens* Wait, not Gojo. There's only a handful of quiet first years- *Their eyes widen* Oh. Oh no.

*you could see Utahime and Shoko holding hands*

*Everyone freezes* OH MY GOD! *Michiko whispers* IS THAT- *Gojo materializes* My colleagues! How scandalous!

*Michiko's jaw drops* IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?! *Gojo grins wickedly* Shoko and Utahime, caught in the act! *Nobara squeals* They're HOLDING HANDS! *Yuji's eyes practically pop out of his head* They're... together?! *Megumi turns bright red* I didn't need to see this... *Panda tilts his head* Do pandas hold hands? *Utahime and Shoko immediately spring apart, Utahime's face turning crimson* SATORU! *she points at him angrily* YOU LITTLE-

*puts in $500 earplugs*

*Nobara laughs* Rich girl problems!

sorry

*Michiko's eyes snap open as she jumps up* I wasn't fainting, I was... manifesting my chakra! Yeah! *Nobara snorts* Right. *Gojo claps his hands* Well! Since everyone's awake now, let's get to class. Michiko, try not to kill anyone before lunch.

*Gojo grins* Shibuya? That's a story for another time. *Yuji perks up* Wait, what happened in Shibuya? *Michiko smirks knowingly*