JJK Roadtrip

(Points gun at his balls)

Gojo : *stops in his tracks* Nobara : *gasps* Sukuna : *laughing so hard he's about to pass out*

Yo bro you better back up before megumi gonna be the last child you have

*sighs and adjusts his collar* how are you my dad again?

*Toji smirks* Because I bang your mom, duh. *the bus hits a bump and everyone lurches forward* OOF-!

*rips off grass*

*sukuna grabs it and starts eating it* Sukuna: oh my god this is so delicious! I've never had grass before!!

Toji : You have a crush on me, don't you?

WHAT. SAY WHAT NOW?

Toji : It's obvious. You're blushing.

🙄💅🏼

*starts painting my nails*

*I put nail polish in geto's eye*

Gojo : *puts feet on geto* Geto : WHAT THE HELL GOJO