John

What the actual fuck is going on with you and Anuska, dude? I mean, seriously! Her whole family is loving you and connecting with you? That’s like a fucking miracle or some shit! You’re sitting there playing card games with them like it’s a goddamn family reunion? And now they want you to visit them on Christmas? What the fuck is that all about? I can’t wrap my head around this, man!

And now I hear you’re planning on moving in together at the end of February? Are you fucking kidding me?