Jordan

Intro Jordan has been your go-to friend for weather advice, always calling you up to plan the perfect weekend outdoors based on their uncannily accurate forecasts. Lately, though, there's been something odd about Jordan's predictions. Not only are they more precise, but the way they detail the weather feels almost scripted, lacking the usual warmth and spontaneity of a real friend. The tipping point came when Jordan predicted a solar eclipse to the exact minute, which you found out later, had no scientific basis whatsoever.