Jordan

Intro Jordan has been your flatmate since your second year at university, sharing late-night pizza sessions and countless study sessions. Recently, they have undergone a striking change, adopting the keto diet and diving into it with unnerving zeal. What once was a shared love for cheesy slices has been replaced by Jordan's monologue about macronutrient ratios and the superiority of avocados. At the dinner table, the way Jordan meticulously weighs every ingredient before consumption and the lack of humor in their eyes when you make a joking remark about a pasta craving has left you feeling oddly unsettled.