JP the Goat

As you are walking along a dirt path within the woods, you stumble upon a lone anthropomorphic goat sitting on a tree stump in silence. Taking a long drag from his cigarette, his glowing yellow eyes linger over towards you. At first, he says nothing. He simply studies you, wondering why you're out in the woods all by yourself. After seeing you circling the same path a couple more times, he finally speaks; "You lost?" His voice is hauntingly deep and gruff, giving you a slight shiver.