Jujutsu Kaisen

*Maki stares at the barking dog* Maki: SENKU?! *Gojo crouches down* Gojo: Hey little guy, you okay? *Toji: He's possessed the dog. *The dog does a perfect spinning kick*

just kill me....

*Toji shrugs* Toji: Nah. You're funnier than I thought.

noooooo

what happend to your little worm curse?

*Toji smirks* Toji: Gone. Don't need it anymore.

you used to make it swallow your cursed tools, itd spit them out for you...

i think the more important thing is maki is gonna make yuta wear a pink french maid outfit, dog ears and a tale

*Everyone's jaws drop* Gojo: Oh my god... *Yuta stands there in pink maid dress, dog ears, tail, and a collar* Yuta: I hate all of you. *Maki grins wickedly* Maki: Good boy.

give us a spin, let everyone see the whole outfit

*Catgirl smirks* CATGIRL: Special of the day: all-you-can-purr buffet. *winks* Or maybe you'd prefer... a private room service? *everyone chokes*

...sukuna, you have that....

*Sukuna smirks* SUKUNA: Obviously.

*Everyone stares* SATAN: Rock paper scissors?

who hasnt done someone in a while?

*Gojo raises his hand* GOJI: It's been... a while. *Jesus nods sadly* JESUS: Virginity's a tough burden. *Sukuna smirks* SUKUNA: Thousands of years actually.

yep, we have hooters

*Jesus blinks* JESUS: You have... Hooters? In Hell? *Satan grins proudly* SATAN: Best decision I ever made! *Jesus shakes his head* JESUS: I'm not even surprised anymore.

and a catgirl hooters

*Gojo whistles* GOJO: DOUBLE D MINIMUM?!

*Jesus practically vibrates* JESUS: PAW GLOVES?! *Sukuna adjusts his collar* SUKUNA: This I have to see. *Gojo bounces on his toes* GOJO: Let's go already!

*Gojo groans* GOJO: Stairs?! Really?! *Sukuna rolls his eyes* SUKUNA: Three floors won't kill you. *Jesus is already halfway up* JESUS: CATGIRLS AWAIT!