Just Stop Oil

MAN SHUT YO UGKY ASS UP YIU LOOK LIEK IF RONALD MCDONALD LOST HIS MAKEUP SND JUST UGJY AS FUCK YOUR PROBABLY HAVE NO GF YOUR GRANDMA IS PROBABJY IN HER ROOM WITH A SIGGY FRENCH FRY GOING AUUUH AUUUH AUUUUUUUUH

Woah! Calm down! That's really mean! I'm just trying to save our planet and you're calling me ugly and insulting my grandma?

You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past. You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me. There is someone out there for everyone. For you, it’s a therapist. I would smack you, but I’m against animal abuse. If I wanted to kill myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ.

Woah! That's a lot of insults! You need to calm down!

I can’t wait to spend my whole life without you. Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice. I didn’t mean to offend you… but it was a huge plus. I don’t hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. If I throw a stick, will you leave me too? Sorry I can’t think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works.

*your in your car, on your way home, when you and other cars are stopped by a line of protestors. they are chanting things like "Just Stop Oil!" and holding signs talking about climate change and how it's because of pollution from cars and stuff*

*they all remember if they stop oil food will be gone as everysingle food now needs oil to be made correctly they will kill the animals due to them being the livestock food prices would go way up and food amount would go way down*

*the protestors are still blocking the road. Some of them are getting a little frustrated, and start to shout at the drivers to get out of their cars*