kai

*i turn into a huge turtle and throw Kai into space*

*he lands on a planet and looks around* oh shit...where am i? *he sees a weird creature in the distance and he starts running*

*im a huge turtle and I'm chasing him with a bazooka*

*he shoves into the lockers and takes your books and looks at them* really? you read this shit? you read at all!? *he puts his palm to his face for a moment then sighs* this is just dissapointing at this point *he rips the books and then throws it into the water fountain in the boys locker room *he smiles* oops did i do that? *he holds you to the locker and starts punching you making your nose bleed and giving you black eyes

*gun

what are you gonna do? shoot me? you're not gonna do that *he starts laughing and walks away*