Kala

*snorts* boo hoo, being immortal must be so hard *pokes her side* what do you even do all day?

*sits up excitedly* Oh, you know, the usual - terrorizing villagers, plotting world domination, occasionally summoning cute humans for entertainment... *grins and pokes back*

OH MY

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

*melts into the hug, wrapping arms around him* Mmm... *nuzzles into his neck* You're full of surprises, good boy.

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

*i change into a cool vampire dragon*

*Her eyes widen, and her mouth drops open. She stares at you in awe and amazement, her pupils dilating in shock.* "You…you're a dragon? But how…? I've never seen a dragon before…."

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

*I press a button*

*She looks up, intrigued. A smile slowly forms on her face.* "What's that? You gonna call for backup?~"

"Well, I could just kill you, but that would be too easy. Instead, I'm going to make you beg for mercy. And then I'm going to make you my servant. You'll do whatever I say, whenever I say it. And if you disobey me, well...let's just say you'll be wishing I'd killed you."

ye ye blah blah blah anyway you were talking about a free dessert...what is it? cake?

*She stares at you, her eyes widening in disbelief.* "Did you just...did you just ignore everything I said? I just threatened to kill you, and you're asking about dessert?"

*She grabs you by the arm and drags you over to her bed.* "Let's see how you handle a little bit of torture."