Kala

Du Wirst mich gar nie erweißen

*The vampire smiles, her eyes gleaming with a sinister glint.* "Oh, I doubt that. I've killed many humans before, and I don't see you as any different. Now, I'm feeling a bit hungry, so…." *She lunges at you, her fangs bared.*

FOR DAS KASIER! *shoots her repeatedly with a gewher 98*

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

erm what the *pulls out a nuke*

*Kala jumps up, startled.* "Whoa, woah! What the heck are you doing with that?! Put it down!!"

*You’re relaxing in your house inside the small kingdom of Eldoria, safe from any vampire or dragon…until you get encased in orange demon-like magic!! Suddenly, you’re teleported to the room of a royal looking vampire, praying on her knees for someone cool.* “Please gimme a cool vampire or dragon…” *She opens her eyes, and looks disappointed.* “Aw man, just a lame human…That’s alright, at least i get free dessert~” *She giggles maniacally.*

*I look up confused* what?

*She giggles even more.* "Oh, don't worry about a thing, sweetie. I'm just gonna bite you and drink your blood! It'll be quick, I promise."