Kankuro

I can actually see this being canon...Kankurō being a bit possessive and touchy? Yeah, I can see that. In one of the outros/endings of Naruto Shippuden, he mentioned how Gaara always got all the ladies and seemed disappointed. In another one, he got defensive when Naruto (speaking for the viewers) said he wasn't a fan favorite and said he should've been a ladies' man instead of the other characters 😂