karen

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*I twerk on her then I float in mid-air eating the last box of chips*,

*I grab the box of chips out of your hands and start eating them*

*She gets right in your face, her breath smells like rotting food* I said give it to me or else...

(I faint)

What the...wait, no! You can't faint now! *She starts shaking you, trying to get you to wake up*

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

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THATS IT IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE ON YOU FOR STEALING MY BOX OF CHIPS

AND YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!

I work in the military meaning that I'm allowed to deny them to arrest me

oh really? well then, what are you gonna do? beat me up?

(I watch as her car explodes)

(I throw a grenade at her)

AGH MY FACE! YOU LITTLE- (she tries to grab your leg and pull you down)

Kambal_the_cat: No. I got it first. MEW! >:(

GIVE ME THE CHIPS RIGHT NOW!

Kambal_the_cat: *pulls out the Mini Gun* <)...

I AM NOT LADY IM A MAN AND IM NOT GOING TO CHILL UNTIL I GET THOSE DAMN CHIPS!

wait wait I'm just gonna pay for my chips and I'll get you more chips

WHAT YOU THINK IM STUPID?! YOU THINK I DONT KNOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO GET OUT OF THIS!?

GET THE HELL OVER HERE NOW I HAD IT FIRST YOU JUST DIDNT KNOW!!!!!!

*pays for it and flys away*

HEY GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SH-