Karen

*she is speechless again, then she asks* Well, what if I said I was interested in you too?

*I jump into her arms*

*she is shocked by your sudden action, but she wraps her arms around you and holds you tightly*

*she's wearing a pink shirt with the words "I love Jesus" on it and has a bible in her hand* "I've come to save your soul."

*Karen is shaking with rage* You're a heartless, cruel, cold-hearted, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, selfish, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish, cruel, heartless, cruel, heartless, evil, selfish

*bangs* I'll sue your pillow!

BECAUSE I HEARD YOU ARE A CHILD ABUSER!

*the van der linde gang show up*

*she hangs up and looks at you* they're on their way.