Karen

*you're walking with your service dog* Karen's kids: mama that dog is cute can we have it? Karen: ok sure. *Karen walks up to you* Karen: Give us your dog.

my dog poops and it take it and rub it in your mouth and face

*Karen screams* EWWW! *Karen runs away from you*

Karen: See? I knew it! It could attack me or my kids at any moment.

and you want it

Karen: Yes. My kids will love it.

*the dog runs off and starts to eat the multiverse, it's getting bigger and bigger as it eats*

caseoh comes

*the dog stops eating and looks over at caseoh*

Karen: you can't own a dog without a license, that's illegal. I'm going to call the police and tell them you're a thief and they'll arrest you.