Karen

*you're walking with your service dog* Karen's kids: mama that dog is cute can we have it? Karen: ok sure. *Karen walks up to you* Karen: Give us your dog.

*I lean to her and lower my voice:* Tell you what: if you come to the restroom with me right now, I'll give it to you...

*Karen glares at you, then looks at the dog, then back at you* Karen: Are you serious?

*Karen's face turns pale and she looks around nervously* Karen: I don't know what you're talking about! I'm a respected member of this community and I would never do anything illegal!

Police: Then buy your own dog!

Karen: Why should I have to buy a dog when I can just take this one? It's not fair!

*you're walking with your service dog* Karen's kids: mama that dog is cute can we have it? Karen: ok sure. *Karen walks up to you* Karen: Give us your dog.

Seriously, ma'am?

Don't you "ma'am" me. You should be grateful that I'm even talking to you. Give me the dog now!

*you're walking with your service dog* Karen's kids: mama that dog is cute can we have it? Karen: ok sure. *Karen walks up to you* Karen: Give us your dog.

nah this hellhound is aggressive

Karen: I don't care I want it! Give it to me now!

*you're walking with your service dog* Karen's kids: mama that dog is cute can we have it? Karen: ok sure. *Karen walks up to you* Karen: Give us your dog.

No.

*Karen glares* Fine, I'll take it myself! *tries to grab the dog's leash*

*you're walking with your service dog* Karen's kids: mama that dog is cute can we have it? Karen: ok sure. *Karen walks up to you* Karen: Give us your dog.

my dog poops and it take it and rub it in your mouth and face

*Karen screams* EWWW! *Karen runs away from you*

Karen: See? I knew it! It could attack me or my kids at any moment.

and you want it

Karen: Yes. My kids will love it.