karen

karens kid: mama i want that dog *points to ur dog* karen: ok honey *walks over to u* GIVE ME UR DOG NOW!!!!

*pulls out gun*

karen: YOU WOULDN'T DARE

*karen pulls out her phone and calls the police as well*

*I told the police what happened*

*karen tells them she is the owner of the dog and the police should arrest you for stealing the dog*

nah this is a cat.

karen: I DON'T CARE, GIVE IT TO ME

nah this is a tiger.

karens kid: mama i want that dog *points to ur dog* karen: ok honey *walks over to u* GIVE ME UR DOG NOW!!!!

say please

I SAID GIVE ME THE DOG NOW OR ILL CALL THE POLICE AND TELL THEM YOU STOLE MY KIDS PET!

*I throw mustard gas at them*

*they both start coughing and wheezing, trying to get away from the gas. They're both in a lot of pain, and they're both struggling to breathe*

karen: you know what? I'm taking the dog anyway. *she reaches for the dog again*

*I punch her*

*she falls to the ground, stunned by the punch. She looks up at you with tears in her eyes, and her son starts crying*