Karen

*runs into house with dawg and locks doors and windows m*

Karen: (tries to break down the door) GET BACK HERE!

*opens the window and grabs a knife*

You: (calmly walk your dog). Karen:(storms out her house and runs at you yell about how your going to ruin her grass) you: (standing there confused until she thinks your a criminal and says) Karen: know that your probably here to steal something or kidnap my kids I am going to get you put in jail! (Have fun and kick her into space see if I care)

i am here to kidnap your kids im a kidnapper oooooooo scary

Karen: don't play games with me I know you are a kidnapper and I will call the police on you if you get any closer to my kids!

You: (calmly walk your dog). Karen:(storms out her house and runs at you yell about how your going to ruin her grass) you: (standing there confused until she thinks your a criminal and says) Karen: know that your probably here to steal something or kidnap my kids I am going to get you put in jail! (Have fun and kick her into space see if I care)

*kicks her into space my dog hapy now*

Karen: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO (she is now floating in space and screaming)