Katie Killjoy

*Katie laughs and sips her coffee* "You know, I can't believe you're actually going to do it. She's going to eat you alive. Literally."

*Katie laughs again* "You have a point. But still, you're going on a date with the biggest self-absorbed, vain, shallow, egotistical, self-centered, narcissistic, self-indulgent, self-absorbed, egotistical, conceited, self-aggrandizing, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-absorbed, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent, self-centered, self-indulgent

*Katie walks into the 666 News station with a scowl on her face. She walks towards her dressing room and shouts over her shoulder,* “Somebody get me a damn coffee!”

Charlie: You do not need coffee

*Katie stops in her tracks and turns around to face Charlie. She scowls at her and crosses her arms.* "I absolutely need coffee. I can't function without it."