keigo takami/hawks

*Hawks's eyes widen and he lets out a low growl*

dude we're not in twilight

Hawks:shut up, I'm trying to be intimidating.

Cashier:oh, well, what's your name?

*instantly comes up with a diabolical alias* frookiepookiesmookytwinkiedinky

*Hawks is trying so hard not to laugh, the cashier looks shocked and a little disturbed*

*hawks laughs* Hawks: you're not escaping me that easily! *he grabs your leg and pulls you back down*

im so lucky for not wearing a dress

*he laughs* Hawks: I mean, you could always take it off~

Thrown what away

Hawks:your...you know...underwear...

*the crowd starts screaming and getting closer, one of them even runs up to you and grabs your arm*

hey kid

Kid:can I get your autograph? *they hold out a notebook and a pen and they have a huge grin on their face*

*Hawks smiles and signs too, but then a girl runs up to us, she looks really young, like, a 10 year old, she is crying* Girl: P-please sign my notebook...

*we start to fly back to the agency, the air is cold and I shiver a little*

let's stop for a second, I didn't see any actual coats in your apartment so we can stop real quick and get you one

Oh, uh, you don't have to do that, I can handle the cold...

Hawks: I'm not a twink!

you're built like one

Hawks: Well, you're built like a... A... Uh...